*~*my Outlandish Story...*~*

Inspired by .Melly .Belly.

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i woke up this morning and I walked out to the livingroom, and heard a knock at the door.. I opened it up and it was my long lost brother!! I invited him inside, and he told me that our .Uncle had decided to sell his online company, and he was giving me half of what he got out of it! Thats $3 million!!

So I was feeling pretty charitable, so I took my brother out to lunch. As we were getting out of our car, a piece of paper flew against my windshied. It was a lotto ticket. I was like, ok, great.

So onto the cafe we went.

After being seated, I had to go to the ladies room. Upon entering the stall, I found a 2 carat diamond ring on the floor! Man was this my lucky day or what!!??

As we were leaving the cafe, we passed a television sales place. The local news was on. They were telling the winning numbers and i'll be damned if it wasnt the numbers on the ticket that flew into my car!

Now you'd think my luck would start running out by this time, but nooooope. One of the local radio stations called and told me my name had been drawn from a random raffle and i'd won a 2 week all inclusive vacation to the .Bahamas! Sweeet!

So on my way back, I stumbled on a man that appeared to be homeless siting next to my car. I gave him what cash I had in my wallet and my telephone number, and told him anytime he needed something to give me a call, as we should all be there for each other in a time of need, and i'd want the same done to me. Turns out he was the .C.E.O of .Pepsi and he was testing the moral value of the american people. So he messed around in his pocket and drew out a set of keys. He says, "heres the keys to my brand new .Mercedes .Benz. Only kind people like you deserve to drive around in style." I didnt know what to say and as I stammered a thank-you he was already getting into a limo and pulling away.

Man its been a long day.

**phew**