Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 6594 Location: Planet Tampaxia,
Cake Or Sex? Posted: 03-03-07 10:41am
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL
GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS:
HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE
HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS
NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE
LIGHT, NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO
PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX
THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX
THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE
ABOUT TO BREAK.
I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT
TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS.
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE
BAR!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY
ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE
STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL
LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE
FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG
MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD
HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH
HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE
HIM?
SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO... DO YOU SEE BETTY
CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
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Magical Logic
Extremely EHEALTHy
Joined: 14 Mar 2006 Posts: 2248
Posted: 03-03-07 10:44am
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Sunflower_pie81
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 17 Jan 2006 Posts: 5041 Location: to hell with this crap
Posted: 03-03-07 10:45am
I love that. i have seen it before but i
love it. i never get tired of reading it.
Its cute.
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Bridget
Moderator
Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 10756 Location: the land of sheer exhaustion,
Thanks: 52
Thanked:34
Posted: 03-03-07 10:47am
before i opened it i thought the post
really was asking cake or sex. i was like,
"cake!"
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Kia
Supporter
Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 6594 Location: Planet Tampaxia,
Posted: 03-03-07 10:49am
LMAO your so cute
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OctoberBaby06
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Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 4602 Location: , US
Thanks: 0
Thanked:1
Posted: 03-03-07 10:53am
That's funny.. I was thinking the same
thing as .B though, only I was going to
say sex
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Sandbox Party
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 7276
Posted: 03-03-07 12:09pm
lol u horndogs
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Bridget
Moderator
Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 10756 Location: the land of sheer exhaustion,
Thanks: 52
Thanked:34
Posted: 03-03-07 12:16pm
well, don't get me wrong! we have awesome
sex and it's always a good time, but i
don't get cake very often!
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Sandbox Party
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 7276
Posted: 03-03-07 12:18pm
IHeartMyBostonTerrier
wrote:
well, don't get me wrong! we
have awesome sex and it's always a good
time, but i don't get cake very
often!
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