Joined: 02 May 2006 Posts: 522 Location: in the land of pooh bear
a Lil Funny For Monday Blahs ;) Posted: 03-05-07 16:21pm
thought you gals might need a laugh being
crappy monday and all.
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Sandbox Party
Especially EHEALTHy
Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 7276
Re: a Lil Funny For Monday Blahs ;) Posted: 03-05-07 16:24pm
sadie lynn
wrote:
thought you gals might need
a laugh being crappy monday and all.
lol..
ok.
Uh..
whats funny?
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candita_sky
Advanced Support Team
Joined: 02 May 2006 Posts: 522 Location: in the land of pooh bear
Posted: 03-05-07 16:40pm
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself
seated next to a cute blonde.
>
> He immediately turns to her and makes
his move.
> "You know," he says, "I've heard that
flights will go quicker if you
> strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger. So let's talk."
>
> The blonde, who had just opened her
book, closes it slowly and says to
the
> guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"
>
> "Oh, I don't know," says the guy,
smiling. "How about nuclear
power?"
>
> "OK," says the blonde. "That could be
an interesting topic. But let
me
> ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat the same
> stuff----grass. Yet the deer
excretes little pellets, the cow turns
out
> a flat patty, and the horse produces
muffins of dried poop. Why do you
> suppose that is?"
>
> The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he
replies,
> "I haven't the slightest idea."
>
> "So tell me," says the blonde, "how
is it that you feel qualified to
> discuss nuclear power when you don't
know stuff"
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candita_sky
Advanced Support Team
Joined: 02 May 2006 Posts: 522 Location: in the land of pooh bear
Posted: 03-05-07 16:41pm
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself
seated next to a cute blonde.
>
> He immediately turns to her and makes
his move.
> "You know," he says, "I've heard that
flights will go quicker if you
> strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger. So let's talk."
>
> The blonde, who had just opened her
book, closes it slowly and says to
the
> guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"
>
> "Oh, I don't know," says the guy,
smiling. "How about nuclear
power?"
>
> "OK," says the blonde. "That could be
an interesting topic. But let
me
> ask you a question first. A horse, a
cow, and a deer all eat the same
> stuff----grass. Yet the deer
excretes little pellets, the cow turns
out
> a flat patty, and the horse produces
muffins of dried poop. Why do you
> suppose that is?"
>
> The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he
replies,
> "I haven't the slightest idea."
>
> "So tell me," says the blonde, "how
is it that you feel qualified to
> discuss nuclear power when you don't
know sh*t
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taya
Experienced User , Rather EHEALTHy
Joined: 27 Nov 2006 Posts: 100
Posted: 03-05-07 17:13pm
Lol, that's cute.
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Sandbox Party
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Joined: 25 Jul 2006 Posts: 7276
Posted: 03-05-07 17:58pm
lol how silly.
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OctoberBaby06
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Posted: 03-05-07 18:59pm
Cute.
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An-Rika
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Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 64 Location: South Africa
