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Dog Day - Cat Day Posted: 03-19-07 10:44am
A dog's day vs a cat's day
.Excerpts
from a Dog's Daily Diary:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite
thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My
favorite thing
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite
thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite
thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite
thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people!
My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My
favorite thing!
.Excerpts
from a Cat's Daily Diary:
Day 683 of my captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with
bizarre little dangling objects. They dine
lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of
dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt
for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order
to keep up my strength. The only thing
that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once
again vomit on the floor. Today I
decapitated a mouse and dropped its
headless body at their feet. I had hoped
this would strike fear into their hearts,
since it clearly demonstrates what I am
capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good
little hunter" I am. The audacity!
There was some sort of assembly of their
accomplices tonight. I was placed in
solitary confinement for the duration of
the event. However, I could hear the
noises and smell the food. I overheard
that my confinement was due to the power
of "allergies." I must learn what this
means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today, I was almost successful in an
attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around her feet as
she was walking. I must try this again
tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners
here are flunkies and snitches. The dog
receives special privileges. He is
regularly released - and seems to be more
than willing to return. He is obviously
retarded! The bird has got to be an
informant. I observe him communicating
with the guards regularly. I am certain
that he reports my every move. My captors
have arranged protective custody for him
in an elevated cell, so he is safe.......
for now...
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Bridget
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Re: Dog Day - Cat Day Posted: 03-19-07 10:49am
AyaMiyaki
wrote:
The dog receives special
privileges. He is regularly released - and
seems to be more than willing to return.
He is obviously
retarded!
this was my favorite part!
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mamaTT
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Posted: 03-19-07 10:51am
That's cute!!! I always wondered what my
cat was thinking when she would pin her
ears back and just stare at me. Now, I'm
sorry I ever wondered!!!
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Kia
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Posted: 03-19-07 11:01am
I love this.
only I think my cats think they are dogs
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Jules
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Posted: 03-19-07 11:30am
Anyone else imagine the cat to have a
snooty .English accent?
my moms cat has a mindset like that, i
swear the cat sits there and plots things
in his tiny little head. they just got
that look about em haha
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Mommy35
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Posted: 03-19-07 20:21pm
That is good, my cat does think he's a dog
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Willa Weintraub
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Re: Dog Day - Cat Day Posted: 03-20-07 08:47am
IHeartMyBostonTerrier
wrote:
AyaMiyaki
wrote:
The dog receives special
privileges. He is regularly released - and
seems to be more than willing to return.
He is obviously
retarded!
this was my favorite part!
mine too! lol
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AyaMiyaki
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Posted: 03-20-07 11:48am
My cat definitely acts like a cat. She
looooves attention, but she's paranoid
around the baby. She gets this =(¬.¬)=
look on her face when she's watching the
baby, which is unfortunate because .alyvia
is obsessed with .asia! She sees her and
her whole face lights up and she makes
happy sounds and starts moving towards
her. If she could talk, she'd be saying
" kitttyyyyyy!!!
" and .asia is like
" oh crap, she's
coming for me! "
.alyvia cried once because .asia ran away
from her. It was so sad!
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Aryeani
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Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 128 Location: Edinburg, Texas, United States
Re: Dog Day - Cat Day Posted: 03-22-07 22:52pm
AyaMiyaki
wrote:
Today, I was almost
successful in an attempt to assassinate
one of my tormentors by weaving around her
feet as she was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow -- but at the top of the
stairs.
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