CIRCUMCISED...
THIS IS PRICELESS A teacher noticed that a
little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch,
and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going
on. He was quite embarrassed and
whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the
principal's office. He was to telephone
his mother and ask her what he should do
about it. He did it and returned to his
class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the
back of the room. She went back to
investigate only to find him sitting at
his desk with his weenie hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!"
she said.
"I did," he said, "And she told me that if
I could stick it out till noon, she'd
come and pick me up from school."
