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7 Kinds of Sex Posted: 04-20-07 04:58am
Recent research shows that there are 7
kinds of Sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first
meet someone and you both have sex until
you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen
Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for a short time and you are so
horny you will have sex anywhere, even in
the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom
Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for a long time your sex has
become routine and you usually have sex
only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway
Sex.
This is when you have been with your
partner for too long. When you pass each
other in the hallway you both say "screw
you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious
Sex.
This is the kind of sex which means you
get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife
any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least:
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Social Security Sex. You get a little each
month.
But not enough to live on!!!!
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I
like that. hehehe
