As a mom passes her daughter's closed
bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing
noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her
daughter giving herself a real workout
with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked "what in the world are
you doing?"
The daughter replied "mom, I'm thirty-five
years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband! Please, go away and leave me
alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the
same buzz coming from the other side of
the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her
vibrator. To his query as to what she was
doing, the daughter said "dad I'm
thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband. Please, go away and leave me
alone."
A couple days later, mom came home from a
shopping trip, placed the groceries on the
kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing
noise coming from, of all places, the
living room.
She entered that area and observed her
husband sitting on the couch, downing a
cold beer, and staring at the tv. The
vibrator was next to him on the couch,
buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked "what the hell are you
doing?"
The husband replied: "I'm watching
football with my son-in-law!
