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You Know You're a Mom When... Posted: 05-01-07 13:16pm
You know you're a mom when:
1. You can pee in a public restroom with
out closing the stall door.
2. You absent mindedly wipe strange
childrens noses with out a thought.
3. You have a Kleenex in every pocket and
compartment of your purse.
4. You throw your arm across the passenger
seat of the car if you brake suddenly and
noone is even sitting there.
5. You use DISH SOAP as an all purpose
cleaner,, laundry soap and bubblebath.
6. You can eat the Oreo Outsides with No
filling left in them.
7. You can break up a fight in the back
seat of the car, sign a permission slip,
fix a slipped pony tail and drive a mini
van at the same time.
8. You look around frantically when you
hear a kid yell MOMMMMMMMMM!!! and yours
arent even with you.
9. You become the human paper towel and
every shirt you own is now a "mom shirt"
with stains all around the bottom from
their grubby hands.. And you continue
wearing it.
You know you're a good mom when :
1.Your kid runs back for one last hug
before school starts just "because".
a fun thing to do is add on to that, there
was a forum i went to that did something
similar , you know yer a parent of a
toddler when , it went to like 5 pages and
some were quite funny. i became addicted
to this forum though haha. but hmm here
aer some add ons...
...you open your fridge to find a stuffed
animal in there for who knows how long
....you can do yer makeup and hair and
feed yer kid at the same time lol.
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