Bag And Brag

Haha XD I love you birch.

Well, unfortunately, I'm boring and come in dead last here. My pink flower has seen one snake, and it's the only one it'll ever know But it's a very very niiiice snake

Come on now gals, don't be shy! Men can brag right? So can we!

I guess I should have responded.

Let's see...there was him, and him...and him...and then oooh, him..and him...

Man.

I think I got nine.

And for mileage...let's just average everyone out to about 6.5 inches. And the average thrust per minute ratio of 45 (some really working it, some real slow, y'know).

The average session lasting about 30 minutes. (Again, this is an average...I've had allnighters and quickies.)

*Hunting down calculator* (Hey, I have a degree in music.)

That's 45 X 30 = 1350 thrusts per session.

Whoa! That's one (or several, in my case) gnarled person.

Going to revise my thrust-o-meter to about 20 thrusts per session!

20 X 30 = 600. That's alot. Really. Can't be right.

Well, let's just go with that for a minute.

So we have 600 thrusts times 6.5 inches going in, and 6.5 inches going out.

That's 600 thrusts X 13" of penis. That's 7800" of penis in one sitting.

Times the many times I've had sex. Let's say that I average (just blowing smoke here) about 100 days a year of sex.

So now we have 7800 inches of penis times 100 sex sessions per year.

That's 780,000 inches of manstick in one year!

Now, I've been having sex for nine years. That's 780,000 inches of babyjuicerod per year, times nine years.

That's 7,020,000 inches in my life time!

Wow!

Conversion to mileage...let's do a google search.

1 inches = 1.57828283 × 10-5 miles

That's 110.8 miles.

Wow!

birch question...does dildo's count as well?

.i have only seen one peen (ooh that rhymed!)

.their is a post like this on the .pregnancy .community .chat board too

Okay, I'm going to take a stab at this, but don't laugh if I screw it up...

Okay, so my dh is just under 9in and we have bd about 200 x's (every other day sometimes more) a year for the last 3 years.

So that is 9in in and out so 18in x 600 thrusts (i'm going with you on that one). Thats 10800 inches in one sitting. (or laying down...standing up...in the kitchen..whatever)

So thats 10800 inches about 200 times a year.

Thats 2,160,000 inches of 'manstick' a year.... (no wonder I'm tired all the time.)

2,160,000 x 3 years = 6,480,000 inches in a lifetime.

To be fair, my first time was not with my dh, so I feel obligated to add in those inches. So lets see 3 inches X 2 for the out = 6 inches a thrust. 6 inches X oh...lets be generous...10 thrusts = 60 inches total. (i'm being nice).

Back on track. 6,480,060 inches in a lifetime.

So, that come to a grand total of 102.3 (rounded) miles.

Wow...When you think about it like that...I shouldn't be walking straight...

7in in and out so 14 x 600

7 times

8400 inches in one sitting


58800, right? this is confusing.